--I do not have big hair
--I have never said the words yee-haw or yipee-ki-yay. Or, if I did, it was sarcasm.
--I have never had cow horns on my car
--I have never owned a cowboy hat
--Or cowboy boots
--Or a pair of Wrangler jeans
--I do not have four-inch long acrylic nails with tacky air brushing
--I speak English perfectly, thank you, now kindly do me
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